Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Have you ever wondered?

I’ll start off with vans. Have you noticed how some vans have a “Sport” edition? There’s the Grand Caravan Sport, the Freestar Sport and the list goes on. What’s sporty about a van? Are car makers hoping that subliminally people will think the van is sporty and thus cool?


Why do people clap in cooking shows, when the chef adds an ingredient? Every now and then I watch Emeril Live, and whenever he adds white whine, pepper, blue cheese, or any other ingredient for that matter, the audience goes nuts!! You hear the “Woo” and the “YEAH” among clapping hands. How hungry are these people?!

Here’s a typical Emril Live episode

Emeril: To give this dish a punch, weh goin to add some peppah.. BAM!!
Audience: yeah!! Wooooo!
Emeril: oh what the hell, let’s give it some textcha with some
beautiful blue cheese.. oh yeah look at that
Audience” (now going nuts clapping) wooo.

This goes on for the rest of the show…


Why can members of parliament vote for their own raise? This is perhaps the most counterintuitive thing about governments. Who would say no to a pay increase?

Why do interior designer call curtains “window treatments”? It’s either curtains or blinds, don’t use funky lingo please. Also, why do designer as “Do you like to entertain?” that sounds so much goofier than “Do you like to have people over?”

4 Comments:

  • At 4/13/2006 10:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    the list of things to wonder about goes on and on...!!
    about Emeril: i think people are just excited with anticipation cause maybe that ingredient he just added is what makes the dish so yummy in the end, and don't they get to taste it?

     
  • At 4/14/2006 12:01 AM, Blogger x said…

    probably.. have you noticed how they say mmmm delicious before having a chance to taste the food. Some of the stuff he makes looks and sounds amazing, other times he's just weird. I'll stick to East Side Mario's for now

     
  • At 4/14/2006 2:47 AM, Blogger AhMeD said…

    About the van: Judging from my car-addicted friends... Trust me some people WILL BUY that van :P Guess it gives a van a more macho feeling or something :S

    About Emeril: Well... think about it this way, the audience had enough time to waste to stay on the phone for God's know how long to get these tickets :S They prolly worship the guy :P

    But u know... his audience are kinda normal compared to Oprah's! :P they shout, clap, and CRY! on anything she says :S
    she'll be talking about some kind of diet n u see ppl crying :S

     
  • At 4/21/2006 4:12 PM, Blogger Rambling Hal said…

    Hehehehe, i can't stop laughing about your exceprt from the Emeril show!!!! AND I MISS EAST SIDE'S SO MUCH!!! All u can eat salad then u get to take the rest of the food home in a doggy bag, which ensures tomorrow's dinner.

    No seriously, I can't stop LAUGHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAA

     

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