Monday, April 20, 2009

The Diplomat's Pledge of Allegiance

They stumbled over each other, elbowing one another each trying to be the first person to escape from the crowded room.  Blasphemy was in the air and nobody could bear to hear it.  The words being uttered on the podium just didn’t make sense.  Once outside they put their hands together and pledged their allegiance by issuing ‘official’ statements condemning the ‘hate speech’ they had to endure.  Didn’t the speaker read the rules before attending the conference on racism? 

While I disagree with some of Ahmadinejad’s views, one cannot dismiss everything that comes out of his mouth, as Western diplomats have done today.  The guy had a point.  Israel is a racist government and there are facts supporting his statement.  Have a read of the following Israeli laws and some of the commentary that follows, and assess just how blasphemous Ahmadinejad was today:

Section 7A(1) of the Basic Law: The Knesset (1958), passed in 1985
Bars a list of candidates from participation in elections to the Knesset "if its aims or actions, expressly or by implication" deny "the existence of the State of Israel as the state of the Jewish people."

This sort of thinking is still existent in main stream Israeli society.  For instance, last week Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu stated "Israel expects the Palestinians to first recognize Israel as a Jewish state before talking about two states for two peoples."  The statement that Netanyahu wants to hear would set the stage to expel Palestinians (Christians and Muslims) who are currently Israeli citizens, out of Israel.  An act that Israeli Foriegn Minister, Avigdor Lieberman promised during his election campaign.  A Jerusalem Post article described Lieberman’s promise

 “ [Lieberman’s]  aim is not to deport terrorists or traitors. No, his goal is to deport Arab citizens, no matter whether they're law-abiders or criminals, whether they're construction workers or doctors or housewives or newborn babies, for no other reason than that they are Arabs.”

Law of Return (1950)
Grants right of immigration to Jews born anywhere in the world. Amended in 1970 to extend this right to "a child and a grandchild of a Jew, the spouse of a Jew, the spouse of a child of a Jew and the spouse of a grandchild of a Jew." A "Jew" is defined as "a person who was born of a Jewish mother or has become converted to Judaism and who is not a member of another religion."

Non-Jewish native-born Palestinians - most importantly those who fled during the Zionist massacres in 1947 and 1948 - are in most cases prevented from returning.

My grandparents belong to the category of “Non-Jewish native-born Palestinians.”  They were forced out of their village in 1948, and have lived in Syria as Palestinian refugees since.   In an earlier post I described the sorrow that they experience on a daily basis since their expulsion 61 years ago. 

Land Acquisition (Validity of Acts and Compensation) Law (1953)
Confiscates the land of more than 400 Palestinian villages; "validates" retroactively their use for military purposes and for Jewish settlements.

The tens of acres of farms, for which my grandfather still has the ownership papers, are among the land confiscated by this law.

National Planning and Building Law (1965)

Creates a system of discriminatory zoning that freezes existing Arab villages while providing for the expansion of Jewish settlements. The law also re-classifies a large number of Arab villages as "non-residential" creating the "unrecognized villages." These villages do not receive basic municipal services such as water and electricity; all buildings are threatened with demolition orders.


These are just some of the realities not discussed in the media.  They are truths that are consciously ignored by the very same diplomats who walked out on Ahmadinejad this morning.  Instead of exposing the facts, the media machine works instantaneously and tirelessly to paint a convoluted image of the truth, throwing labels left and right, while massaging in the all too familiar propaganda phrases we are so used to hearing by now.   Conferences like the one held today are a great idea.  They should be an open forum for discussing injustices no matter which side the injustice is incurred by.  As soon as you limit what can be said at a conference like this, you take away all credibility.  Sadly, this is exactly what happened today.

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Missing: Victoria Stafford

Update: Victoria alleged killers have been arrested, bringing a tragic end to this horrible story.

I haven’t been getting my usual dose of local news lately and such I have missed Victoria Stafford’s story, a 3rd grader who appears to be the latest victim of kidnapping. The story hits close to home in a town about half an hour of where I live. The innocent victim was caught on video “show[ing] a woman in a white puffy coat and black pants walking side-by-side with the Grade Three pupil. [With] no sign of a struggle.” (source) Parents are pleading on facebook, and traditional media trying to raise awareness.

I shudder when I hear stories like this. I cannot comprehend how any human can do harm to any other, let alone an innocent child. I hope that Victoria is okay, and that she will reappear soon.

In the meantime if you happen to live in Canada take a good look at this picture and spread the word.

Isobel compiled a list of websites containing a list of all missing children along with information for parents on protecting their children.

Missing Children Society of Canada
ChildFind Canada
RCMP - Our Missing Children

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Monday, April 06, 2009

On corporate marketing, multi-blade razors, and snow

Just when we thought it was all over we were hit with another snow storm. This winter is putting up a good fight and doesn’t want to give up just yet. It looked like a blizzard outside all day today, and it’s going to continue into tomorrow. I guess that’s why I appreciate spring and summer so much.

I’m really bothered by big corporations trying to “green” their image just from a marketing perspective. Putting a hybrid badge and painting an SUV green doesn’t make it fuel efficient and certainly doesn’t make your fleet of cards environmentally friendly. Hear that GM and Ford? And to all other corporations trying to sell me on e-billing by saying “Help save the environment, choose paperless bills” I say bullshit. It’s more like help save us some postage stamps, and paper costs. If you care about the environment you wouldn’t stuff my mailbox with flyers about your latest cell phone plans, and new high speed internet service.

I lost my old Gillette razor, which I had for over 10 years now. I tried the new Gillette Fusion with 4 blades, comfort grip, and a trimming a blade at the back, and it sucked. I jumped from store to store on the weekend to try and spot a Gillette Sensor Excel. After a lot of searching I was finally found it at Wallmart. It really made my day. I’ve already ranted about the ridiculous competition between Schick and Gillette in adding more blades to razors, so I won’t do it again. Although I’m tempted…

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

The Bastardization of the English Language Thru Web 2.0 - A study

When we got our physics lab report back in grade 12 there was one sentence circled in red “we installed the measurement devise to take readings…” next to the sentence our witty teacher commented “humans must devise a device that checks for spelling as well as context.

It has been about 5 years since then, and we’re in need of the “device” more urgently than ever. All one needs to do is look around to see how spelling is getting butchered left and right. MSN (and now facebook and twitter) culture is raising a generation of people who try to condense their thoughts into a sentence or two, using every mean of spelling butchering available. Every time a clever bastardization of a word is seen it spreads like wildfire and becomes the standard in techno lingo. To illustrate I took 4 sekonds on facebook to find the falowing comments on a pic of some1’s mantion (note: no dramatization added):

- what a baller
this is mad balling
i think i must change the pic casue i am going blind from the insane ballign

- I think you can afford to pay me back that $5 from last summa homie...sheeeeeeeeet LoL

- wooow dats so beautiful!! is that ur house?

- LOL I Wish!...Soon 2 Be Tho!

Wa halluma jarran

Another word bastardization that I find particularly annoying is the replacement of “love” with “heart.” At least when people use shitty abbreviations of words they’re being lazy, and that’s respectable. But when you replace “love” with “heart” you’re trying to be cool, and sadly failing at it. I especially notice the replacement in facebook status updates, as in “I heart my new car.” I shudder to think of this becoming a trend where people replace words with symbol words such as “I heart my brain husband” for “I love my smart husband” or pushed one step further “I heart my brain ring.”

And why does replacing a “c” with a “k” make a word so much kooler?

While we’re on the topic of kool, I’m ashamed to admit that my post “mY mSn NaMe iS sO toTalLY kOOl!! is one of my most popular. It continues to rake in the hits despite the fact that I wrote it 3.5 yEaRs AgO. In all this gloom there's light at the end of the tunnel. For instance, about a year ago I joined the local chapter of the Coalition Against People Who Can't Spell "Definitely" Facebook group. We’re 7 members strong and growing!

Ne way, its gettin late and I better hit the sack… BRB

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Street Lingo 101

Lingo Lesson 2

Lingo Lesson 3

Street Lingo 104 - Mastering Your Son and Daughter's Language

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